This is a story about a girl and a lampshade.


Girl finds simple white lampshade at a yard sale and quickly becomes entranced by its unexpected shiny silver interior.


Girl decides to fork over the asking price of $3 for the lampshade.


Girl falls head over heals for a tiny remnant of fabric at same yard sale.


The guy at the yard sale tells her he will give her the remnant for free because it is too small to actually make anything.


Girl wears a cheshire cat smile as she leaves the yard sale with the fabric and the lampshade in hand.

The end.